Darn-Tootin

Are you disgusted by your own toe nail crud? Do you shamefully scrape under your toe nails and flick away that black stuff? Well, don’t be embarrassed any longer by toe nail crud, because it is actually a very useful substance. Consider these smart and thrifty ways to use your disgusting toe nail crud:

Art: Yes, that’s right! Toe nail crud makes the best clay for molding and shaping into your vision. The more you have, the better! After a few years, you can even mold a replica version Read the rest of this entry »

Cats Who Eat From Cut Glass Dishes
The adorable ball of fluff Persian just isn’t cut off for mousing. A couple of years of cat kibble in cut glass dishes, a regular shampoo and blow dry and ultra elegant manicures at the pet groomer may be the reason Mr. Moolah is terrified of mice. The privileged set usually allow lesser breeds, like Tabbies, to clean up excess a stray mouse or two. Work is the other excuse, ahem, reason Read the rest of this entry »

You would be surprised the kinds of things people try to make insurance claims about. On its surface “insurance” doesn’t exactly sound like an area ripe for comedy, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of people don’t really understand the complexities of policies and providers which can lead to some pretty hilarious claims.

- An eager beaver employee tried to file a claim against a bus driver for allegedly causing an accident. The accident in question occurred when the employee backed into a bus at the end of his driveway. Supposedly the bus was five minutes earlier than usual – clearly at fault.

- One actual homeowner claim form stated that a broken window was the result of voodoo.

- A homeowner living in Roswell, New Mexico attempted to bring his home insurance claim to court for failing to cover the housing damages supposedly caused by a UFO attack. Needless to say, the case was laughed out of court.

These are just a few real-life examples, but it’s important, regardless of what you are trying to insure, that you understand the details inside out. Sometimes it can be a little overwhelming but, at least in the case of home insurance, there are handy dandy references like these that can help break it down:

Compiled by HomeInsurance.com

Regardless of where you end up in life, it’s important to understand the specifics when it comes to insurance. Unless you want to end up on this list…

Dogs chase their tails for a variety of different reasons. Some dogs get bored easily and chase their tails as entertainment. Other dogs just think it’s the cool thing to do. Whatever reason your dog has for chasing his tail, he is having fun.

Imagine if you were a dog and your owner left you all alone everyday. You would probably become very bored and resort to doing things like digging through the garbage, barking at Read the rest of this entry »

A registered dietician from New York has died while choking on a taco. He had a reputation of being harsh on his clients if they are foods that are high in fat. His daily routine would involve speaking to obese clients about how their diets were terrible. He would apparently lie to them and tell them that he never eats tacos or anything of that sort. Unfortunately, he has been exposed to be dishonest through his death.

This registered dietician was hungry at about 11pm on Sunday night and he Read the rest of this entry »

When we watch crime shows on television, we are often treated to complicated cases in which the criminal leads the detectives down a windy road of twists and turns until finally, the criminal either slips up or the detectives have a brilliant or lucky breakthrough. However, in real life, low-level criminals are certainly not the brightest of people. The same critical lack of judgement that causes them to pursue a life of crime is the same one that causes them to make monumental errors in their attempts to pull off Read the rest of this entry »

Which one of us haven’t been on a trip and the must need to go is really a must need to go and you can’t hold it any longer? Of course, we all have but where do we stop? Oh just pull over anywhere it doesn’t matter, oh yes it does. We all been in some of the stinkiest, dirtiest, most disgusting gas station restrooms in America.
I once had the unique experience of working at a convenience gas station store and my job was to clean the restrooms. I understand a man Read the rest of this entry »

Recently, a New Jersey man had been trying to rid his apartment of insects using wild, uncontrolled bursts of insecticide to exterminate the vile bugs. Everyone should be relieved to know that he made a great deal of progress in his efforts but somehow destroyed 80 percent of his apartment in the explosion that followed.

One cannot help but to think of Ripley muttering under her breath in Aliens, “I say we nuke the whole thing from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

How many cans of Raid would it Read the rest of this entry »