When we watch crime shows on television, we are often treated to complicated cases in which the criminal leads the detectives down a windy road of twists and turns until finally, the criminal either slips up or the detectives have a brilliant or lucky breakthrough. However, in real life, low-level criminals are certainly not the brightest of people. The same critical lack of judgement that causes them to pursue a life of crime is the same one that causes them to make monumental errors in their attempts to pull off (more…)
Archive for April, 2012
Which one of us haven’t been on a trip and the must need to go is really a must need to go and you can’t hold it any longer? Of course, we all have but where do we stop? Oh just pull over anywhere it doesn’t matter, oh yes it does. We all been in some of the stinkiest, dirtiest, most disgusting gas station restrooms in America.
I once had the unique experience of working at a convenience gas station store and my job was to clean the restrooms. I understand a man (more…)
Recently, a New Jersey man had been trying to rid his apartment of insects using wild, uncontrolled bursts of insecticide to exterminate the vile bugs. Everyone should be relieved to know that he made a great deal of progress in his efforts but somehow destroyed 80 percent of his apartment in the explosion that followed.
One cannot help but to think of Ripley muttering under her breath in Aliens, “I say we nuke the whole thing from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
How many cans of Raid would it (more…)