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Man Blows Up Apartment Complex with Roach Bomb

April 25, 2012 - 12:00 am Comments Off

Recently, a New Jersey man had been trying to rid his apartment of insects using wild, uncontrolled bursts of insecticide to exterminate the vile bugs. Everyone should be relieved to know that he made a great deal of progress in his efforts but somehow destroyed 80 percent of his apartment in the explosion that followed.

One cannot help but to think of Ripley muttering under her breath in Aliens, “I say we nuke the whole thing from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

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